Mike Walter
MUSTACHE NAME: Another Hairbrained Notion
I LIKE MUSTACHES BECAUSE: They scream “I Love the 70’s” without talking
FAVORITE CELEBRITY MUSTACHE: Tom Sellack AKA Magnum P.I.
FAVORITE MUSTACHED MUSICIAN: ZZ Top…yeah I know they’re famous for beards…but one guy sports the ‘Stache!
MUSTACHE (SUPER) HERO: Green Arrow. He’s a little like Robin Hood, and of course sports the ‘Stache
FAVORITE MUSTACHE STYLE AND WHY: I like any mustache that can be waxed and curled into geometric shapes…because it’s awesome!!!
FAVORITE SONG ABOUT MUSTACHES: “My mustache has a first name…it’s M—U—S—T—A—C—H—E… my mustache has a second name….”
FAVORITE LITERARY MUSTACHE MOMENT: “And when he realized what had happened that dark and dreary night, he stroked his mustache and laughed…”
AT WHAT AGE DID YOU FIRST ATTEMPT TO GROW A MUSTACHE? I tried shaving when I was 6…it didn’t go so well, but I have to think it was a failed attempt at creating a ‘Stache.
FAVORITE FOLLICLE FOIBLE: Once I joined a “Mustache-a-thon” and shaved my goatee…my poor goatee…
IF YOU COULD PUT A MUSTACHE ON ANY ANIMAL, WHAT ANIMAL WOULD IT BE AND WHY? I would put a Mustache on a llama, because any animal that spits needs a ‘Stache.
HOW DOES A POLITICIAN’S MUSTACHE INFLUENCE YOUR VOTE? It depends how thick and lustrous its constituent hairs are.
WHAT TV SHOW WOULD BE IMPROVED BY THE INCLUSION OF MUSTACHES? Any of them, but especially “Golden Girls.” |