June 13th, 2009
by Rebecca
I can hardly believe we’re at the end of our fourth year of tutoring at 826 Seattle. That September 2005 volunteer orientation I attended doesn’t seem that long ago—but when you think about it, many of our current elementary school students were still in preschool then. And students who started coming to us as freshman are graduating and preparing for life outside high school. Holy moly. But, luckily, events exist to distract us from the relentless, bulldozing march of time—like the annual Tutor Idol! Tutor Idol, which takes place on the last day of tutoring every year, is a talent contest in which 826 tutors, staff, and students flaunt their ability to bend funny, play instruments, manipulate decks of cards, and do normal activities at slightly faster-than-normal speeds.
Tutor Jen started us off with a very impressive talent—she identified every state and its capitol merely by looking at the outline of the shape itself, only briefly stumbling when South Dakota and Kansas conspired against her. Student Meron wowed us with her flexibility, executing a bridge position any yogi would be envious of. Fearless leader Teri brought back her impressive speed-typing again this year, but this time with help from Breannah and Hannah, who read chicken + road jokes aloud as Teri typed along.
Next up was Yasin (assisted by Natty), who managed to find the audience’s card, the four of diamonds, from a full deck. 826 Seattle is indeed a magical place. And to celebrate our literary side, tutor Corey performed e.e. cummings’s “maggie and milly and molly and may,” but did the verses out of order by request, and accompanied each one with some effortlessly improvised modern dance. I defy you to find a volunteer corps more talented than ours.
After Corey, Breanah drew mountains really quickly (twenty-two seconds!), and she was followed by tutor Raphaela, who improvised refused-restaurant-service jokes based on suggestions from the crowd (example: “Cell phone!” “Okay…ninety-nine cell phones walk into a restaurant. The restaurant owner says, ‘We don’t serve cell phones here.’ The cell phones say, ‘Well, that’s a pretty lousy reception!’ ”). Following that, Laura stepped up to the mic and sang a beautiful version of “Lean On Me,” with the audience backing her up on the chorus. It was a very sweet moment, which was followed immediately by Store and Events Manager Justin bellowing “Jabberwocky” in (purportedly) Irish and Australian accents.
Skyler also performed some magic tricks (disappearing penny and face-changing card!), and I followed her with a speed-crocheting act (and filled the time by bantering with Breannah) in which I made a cozy for one of our tin-can pencil holders. Student Simon was up next, performing what I think can be classified as front and back handsprings, though since I’ve never been able to do a handspring, I never really figured out exactly what they are. In any case, they were bouncy and upside-down briefly and cool-looking. Tutor Steve broke out his guitar and a sweet folk song , and then student Justin drew a very awesome oak-tree/sunset landscape (timed at 1:22). Last up, after much deliberation (“She won’t do it and I don’t want to do it by myself…”), Terlona sang several verses from “Girl, Put Your Records On” while Katie stood on stage for moral (if not vocal) backup.
And then—oh, and then—the agonizing wait of the tally for the votes. Justin announced the new name for our brand-new copper rocket in the store (“Copernicus’s Ride”!), and students Isiah and Hannah took the stage to buy the vote-counters time and tell some jokes (“Why did the cow marry the horse? Because the cow accidentally kissed the horse!”). Raphaela reprised her act, as well, and then the results were in! *
For students, Justin and his quickly drawn tree got runner-up, while Laura’s “Lean On Me” earned her first place, as well as its attendant honors of some delectable truffles from Chocolati and wearing the coveted Tutor Idol sash. On the tutor side, there was a three-way tie for runner-up, shared by Steve, Justin and Corey. I was gratified to share the first place spoils with Raphaela, whose talent I am very jealous of and hope to somehow steal for my own. In these difficult times, it is comforting to know that the citizens of 826 Seattle still appreciate the finer things in life, like improvised comedy and improvised fiber art.
We wrapped up the night with a potluck, with food provided by students and their families. The kids (and let’s be honest, pretty much most of the adults) gorged themselves on pink lemonade, a variety of spicy, cheese-flavored snack things, fried chicken, cookies, fruit salad, and a handful of other dishes. It was a good end to a good year. Now we head into the summer, a time not for tutoring but for summer workshops, math help by appointment, and softball (click here to read about the Oscar Wildes, 826 Seattle’s slow-pitch softball team, and how they also ended the night of Tutor Idol in a tie).
It’s been an amazing four years—I feel like I get so much more out of my time at 826 than I give. I can’t wait for year five.
* I am pleased to report that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad did not place in the rankings at all.